I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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