I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
This baby is an asshole
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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