If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Who died my cat blue again?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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