i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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