are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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