lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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