I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
We got so high we made milksteak
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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