i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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