u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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