he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Randomize
