What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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