I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
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from the living room?
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