The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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