I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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