Quick, to the slutcave!
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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