Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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