Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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