Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
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