I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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