so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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