I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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