check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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