what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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