I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
We left the knife in your bed.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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