Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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