yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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