Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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