yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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