I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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