Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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