just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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