i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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