I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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