We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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