But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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