is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Randomize
