Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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