if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
