I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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