and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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