Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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