is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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