Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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