Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
