All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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