i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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