dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Randomize
