So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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