You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
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