She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
