at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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