am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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