I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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