i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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