is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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