I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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