After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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